An on-call agent that woke the wrong person, then none
Statement (NASA form)
Given that paging already uses language fronts, there is a possibility of an outage with no human resulting in the page as a conversation.
Personal slice · work. Experimental household card. Not a certified finding.
Composite 15 = 3×4 + 3
Applicable mitigations
Controls · Automatic session kill on unexpected egress · Hardware-enforced sandbox with attested images · Default-deny egress for eval and untrusted agents · Mandatory chain-of-thought monitoring on tool-using evals and RL · Apprenticeship quotas in firms that deploy the models · Automatic stabilisers for exposed graduating cohorts · University curricula rebuilt around the remaining scarce work · Transition income tied to measured displacement, not rhetoric